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Bruncher 

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).
Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,
Bruncher by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Bruncher 

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
Bruncher by princess crys October 17, 2008

brunchies 

Burgers and bowls consumed/smoked around 11 a.m., typically after a long night of drinking. Widely regarded as a potent hangover remedy.
"Hey man, my head's killin' me. Let's smoke a bowl and get some brunchies."
brunchies by CultmemberSam October 16, 2008

Nazel Bunches

A Nordic Queens of the ages.
Usually a woman but could apply
to a man if he has the proper swagger.
The qualities of this unique breed of human include but are not limited to: pale complexion, eyes that rape and pillage your soul (as the Vikings would have done to a small village),

superior music taste, very intellectual with subtle hints of ridiculous to maintain the delicate balance, voluptuous bosom,

hair of gold, Ruler of the theremin.
'Did you see her ?'
"yes! What a Nazel Bunches."
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"If she Isn't a Nazel Bunches, I'm not interested."

Honey Bunches of Oats 

-Hey man, wanna shoot some herion?
-No way bro, I just bought a new box of Honey Bunches of Oats.
Honey Bunches of Oats by xFugx January 31, 2008