Brunch Body
As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.
Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.
Brunch Body by millenilols June 16, 2019
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