Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills. Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s 10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.

according to rapper Too $hort, he likes skinny girls
"all the big girls, get loose with it/all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it"
by Too $hort January 16, 2005
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Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.
"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
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The act of showing up second to claim a prize.
Originated in a Adventure Motorcycle tag game in Ohio where a guy name Bruce kept showing up second to claim the tag.
It has since been adopted by tag games in all 50 states and thousands of people have been "Bruced"
Looks like I and the second person here I have been "Bruced"
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Bruce is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. He is so lovable and caring. He puts you before himself most of the time even though he doesn't need to. He is the world's greatest cuddler ever. And when he kisses you it's like you're underwater (its amazing). He writes poems and songs and they're amazing. He has amazing brown eyes and if you look right into them you're mesmerized. He's been through a lot but he gets stronger by it. He's so handsome its hard to explain with only words. Hes so fantastic and hes not someone that you want to lose. If you don't have a Bruce in your life, then i feel bad i for you because they're amazing.
"Bro hey Bruce, you a cool friend"
"I'm so lucky to have Bruce as my boyfriend"
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1. in a badass way;

1. to exhibit awesomeness like that of a great martial arts master

1. to focus one's energies on mastery

2. to perform numerous exceptional feats

3. to strive for self knowledge

4. to pursue excellence beyond limits
Mothafucka be acting all brucely up in here. Respect.
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Bruce is stubborn, selfish, careless friend. If he thinks your not good enough or your toxic to him, he will cut you off from his life. On the other hand Bruce is an amazing, kind guy, always ready to smile. It doesn´t take long for any girl to make the connection. You go from being acquaintances to close friends... to lovers. You can share all feelings with him. Bruces are precisious gift of your life, until they decide that you are not suited for them.
Don´t let Bruce play with your feelings! Don´t let Bruce hurt you!
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Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
by Maddie2011 February 1, 2009
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