Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

Bruce's Dick by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Bruce's Mom 

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

I bonned Bruce's Mom last night

Bruce's Mom by Backdatassup December 14, 2008

bruce's wife 

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

bruce's wife by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Killing Bruce Wayne's parents. 

The modern way of saying "Beating a dead horse."

To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.

Man, we get it. You want people to like your band's facebook page. You don't need to post the link on your wall every two days. Stop Killing Bruce Wayne's Parents.

Killing Bruce Wayne's parents. by mike.i.am November 13, 2014

Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis! 

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.

(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)

Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis! by gizmo19961 November 4, 2009

bruce lee's 

erect nipples (hard nips)

that bird is gagging for it. look at her bruce lee's.

bruce lee's by nick August 21, 2003

Bruce Lee’s 

An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.

Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.

Bruce Lee’s by Swaggers. November 24, 2020