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Browoman 

spoti is a simp for browoman
Browoman by m2345m April 14, 2021
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Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

browomance 

Why mans like Layal, Anna, and Anna show love and affection like mans.
Layal and Anna smacked Annikas butt so hard that she flew into space, this was called a browomance.
browomance by poopiedoogiesoupyloogie December 10, 2019

brownman 

Trinidadian born, New York City schooled jazz trumpet player / composer based in Toronto, Canada. Winner of the 2001 Montreal jazz festival's coveted "Grand Prix du Jazz" award and the 2002 Canadian National Jazz Award for "Composer of the Year.
That brownman's one bad brother.
brownman by Jon Kay May 5, 2004
The relationship between two heterosexual males who spend inordinate amounts of time together, do all the same things and like all the same things.
If I didn't know better, I'd think that Mark and Matt were gay lovers, but I know it's only a browmance.
browmance by sidney catalina April 27, 2011

brohomance 

greater than a bromance but still less then a relationship,is between two straight guys who have been through thick and thin together,a brohomance is also more than being a "brother" with your best friend
Man, Ethan and Nathan have such a great brohomance
brohomance by Flame Monkey June 4, 2013

Brownman 

Someone who usually ventures from one good time to another. Usually bringing the party and the favors. His slogan is something like "what can brown do for you." He never speaks without saying fuck and loves titties and miller lite. If he doesn't post something on Facebook we need to go do a bass ln search n' rescue... This guy is a bro or at least sometimes
Look at that "brownman" fixing those air conditioners to support his bad habits and single moms.
Stripper " where's brownman I need to make some
Money"
Brownman by That850Bro April 10, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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