A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the newssometimes
Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”
While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).