BrownTowel

A wet fart in front of company, then grabbing a paper towel mid conversation and wiping ones self in front of company. And then throw the towel in a waste basket

Maxwell was upset at Joker for browntoweling in front of him in the office this morning.

Joker was upset after he browntoweled at work in front of the other suporvisor.

by thegothknight September 20, 2014

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

browntown

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Browntown

A nickname for a city in Canada known as Brampton which is funny enough... Full of brown people.

Hey man have you ever been to Browntown? It's full of brown people!

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 10, 2018

Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

Browntown Triple

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.

I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018