"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
Get the Brown Snake Kissmug.