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The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.
Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!
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by GoBiteMyBalls June 04, 2018
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