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Brown Pow 

Brown pow is a term commonly used by mountain bikers, dirt bikers etc to describe the awesome riding conditions after a good rain. Rain in the summer or fall is to a mountain biker or dirt biker what fresh snow is to a snowboarder, skier or snowmobiler. Fresh snow makes a good powder day. Rain gives us "brown pow".

Now go send it!
It's raining! Gonna be some brown pow tomorrow! Who wants to go ride?
Brown Pow by KMS831 July 30, 2019
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A brown pow is when you are having intercourse with a woman doggy-style, and pull out just before you climax, only to enter her anally and complete the climax. You may have to hold on tight, because she will not be prepared for it.
We were doing it hard, and right at the end I felt inspired and pulled a brown pow.
brown pow by brown bandit July 2, 2009

Brown Chicken Pow Pow 

Brown Chicken Pow Pow is a term coined by the community surrounding Crested Butte. The term describes the undeniably sexy appeal of boatloads of fresh snow falling on one of nature’s most majestic creations-Mount Crested Butte.
When the powder flies in Crested Butte, everyone sings "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"I'm calling in sick to ski Crested Butte tomorrow... Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"Hey girl, you ski here often? Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
Question: "How was the snow today?" Answer: "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
Brown Chicken Pow Pow by PowNow April 20, 2018

Brown Power Fish

Like a regular power fish with the difference being you engaged in anal sex prior to it's release back into the wild.
"Hey lads, Shazza finally promoted me to a Brown Star General. Afterwards I unleashed a Brown Power Fish"
Brown Power Fish by Bweahns December 19, 2008

Brown Powers 

Descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist Derren Brown. The apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. Occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own Brown Powers.
Every-day example:
“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”

Classic Example:
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
Brown Powers by Houdinia December 9, 2008

Brown Power 

The act of inserting an entire fist into the anus of a sex partner. The arm is extended to full length to look similar to the black power symbol, but it is called brown power as it is inserted into the bum.
My best move in the sack is definitely the Brown Power, she was screaming all night
Brown Power by Blakezee April 24, 2011

Brown Power 

A secret society of brown people in Charleston, WV. They stand for all that is brown.

Brown Allegiance

-I pledge allegiance to Brown Power
-And the Brown Power of America
-And to the Brown, For which Brown Stands
-One nation, under Brown, Brown is invicible
-With liberty and Brown Justice for all

- Written by Chris and Ira

Of as you can commonly hear echoing relentlessly throughout the hills of West Virginia-

BROWN POWERRRR!!!

Also, this is not racist in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who beleives it is, is a /b/tard. We are just showing our appreciation of fossil fuels.

Ira- d00d, brown power.
Chris- Indeed, brown power.
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Lee(Teacher)- What are you BROWN kids yelling???? IRA COME HERE!!!

*Ira looks, shakes his head, walks two steps, looks back*
*Lee waves Ira to come over*
*Ira looks again, and just walks away like a gangster, ignoring Lee and showing him who has brown power*
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Brown Power by BrownWarrior December 27, 2007