Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

brown marker

A Blunt of the Marijuana variety.

Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."

by CorruptData37 July 2, 2014

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.

"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"

by Jerome Jenkins April 29, 2006

brown expo marker rage

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

by sgtpepperanderson October 4, 2008