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Brown Collar 

This refer to someone that have their head up someone elses ass that a drown ring is created around their necks. They are so busy in this act that they are obliviouse to anything else.
They guy in payrolls has has brown collar
Brown Collar by grtss April 17, 2011
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Brown Collar 

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.
Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.
Brown Collar by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Brown Collar 

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.
Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.
Brown Collar by anyotherduck February 10, 2024

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar 

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars 

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we canโ€™t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They donโ€™t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) โ€œ How ya doinโ€™ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great ๐Ÿค—! Well, as you can see, Iโ€™d be an overwhelming asset because Iโ€™m completely full of shit! ๐Ÿ˜˜ I donโ€™t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ฉ! What ya think?โ€
โ€œI think youโ€™d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?โ€
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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