Brostem
Brostem by KrownPrince June 12, 2019
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The Broste System
The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
The Broste System by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020
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Brostem • broster • brostep • brosted • brotem pole • brostephine • Broseman • Brosemer'd • brosemination • Brosemite
brosemination
a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010
brostmodernism
A reaction to the work of the Classical and Modern "Bro" philosophies and life styles. Brostmodernism is an aesthetic, literary, political and social paradigm, which is the basis of the infinitely on-going attempt to describe the fundamental condition/state of being of broness. Characterized by heavily irony, self-deprecation, corss-reference and rapid-reflexivity, brostmodernism by its very nature defies one true definition.
Nonetheless, brostmodern thought can be looked upon as "a style and concept in human art and behavior characterized by the intentional and repeated drawing of attention to the conventions, theories and underlying ideologies of ideal broness." Ultimately it is a battle between projection and introjection, between objectivity and subjectivity. Whereas the bros of the classical and modern eras achieved broness through objectivity, that is to say, their love of Natural Lights, Dave Matthews Band, polo shirts, and backwards fitted caps earned them the distinction of "bro" from an objective third party. Brostmodernists, however, achieve broness through deliberate subjective introjection; that is to say, they become bros because they ARE bros.
Therefore, the chief and unerasable tenet of brostmodernism can be described as such: true, unconquerable broness can never be reached without the clear acknowledge of the existence of the simultaneously sublime yet ridiculous said broness. It's fair to say brostmodernists thinkers are the ultimate self-deprecating narcissists.
Nonetheless, brostmodern thought can be looked upon as "a style and concept in human art and behavior characterized by the intentional and repeated drawing of attention to the conventions, theories and underlying ideologies of ideal broness." Ultimately it is a battle between projection and introjection, between objectivity and subjectivity. Whereas the bros of the classical and modern eras achieved broness through objectivity, that is to say, their love of Natural Lights, Dave Matthews Band, polo shirts, and backwards fitted caps earned them the distinction of "bro" from an objective third party. Brostmodernists, however, achieve broness through deliberate subjective introjection; that is to say, they become bros because they ARE bros.
Therefore, the chief and unerasable tenet of brostmodernism can be described as such: true, unconquerable broness can never be reached without the clear acknowledge of the existence of the simultaneously sublime yet ridiculous said broness. It's fair to say brostmodernists thinkers are the ultimate self-deprecating narcissists.
Example one:
Classical Bro: "I party, therefore I bro."
Brostmodernism: "The terms 'party' and 'bro' mean many different things, depending on the subjective positions of the members of the discussion. The purest notion of any 'Party' "exists" only so long as we negotiate its meaning as in opposition to an etheral 'Nonparty'; conjugally, 'Bro' exists only so long as we choose to voluntarily affirm its necessity, both in relation towards ourselves, as well as towards said 'Party'. Now will someone please put on Beast of Burden.
Classical Bro: "I party, therefore I bro."
Brostmodernism: "The terms 'party' and 'bro' mean many different things, depending on the subjective positions of the members of the discussion. The purest notion of any 'Party' "exists" only so long as we negotiate its meaning as in opposition to an etheral 'Nonparty'; conjugally, 'Bro' exists only so long as we choose to voluntarily affirm its necessity, both in relation towards ourselves, as well as towards said 'Party'. Now will someone please put on Beast of Burden.
brostmodernism by Kurt Bronnegut July 12, 2009
brostephine
A girl who is a cross between a brosephine and a hipster. Played a sport in highschool, only dates brosters
Brosephine: Shit, that muscley dude in the jawbreaker cut-off tee outside the no age show was so hot.
Friend: god you're such a brostephine!
Friend: god you're such a brostephine!
brostephine by POWERGOD June 12, 2008
Brosemite
Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010