Brostem 

Your brotherman from the same family.

"That dude in front is my brostem".

Brostem by KrownPrince June 12, 2019

The Broste System 

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool

Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.

The Broste System by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020

brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.

"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination

brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010

brostmodernism 

A reaction to the work of the Classical and Modern "Bro" philosophies and life styles. Brostmodernism is an aesthetic, literary, political and social paradigm, which is the basis of the infinitely on-going attempt to describe the fundamental condition/state of being of broness. Characterized by heavily irony, self-deprecation, corss-reference and rapid-reflexivity, brostmodernism by its very nature defies one true definition.

Nonetheless, brostmodern thought can be looked upon as "a style and concept in human art and behavior characterized by the intentional and repeated drawing of attention to the conventions, theories and underlying ideologies of ideal broness." Ultimately it is a battle between projection and introjection, between objectivity and subjectivity. Whereas the bros of the classical and modern eras achieved broness through objectivity, that is to say, their love of Natural Lights, Dave Matthews Band, polo shirts, and backwards fitted caps earned them the distinction of "bro" from an objective third party. Brostmodernists, however, achieve broness through deliberate subjective introjection; that is to say, they become bros because they ARE bros.

Therefore, the chief and unerasable tenet of brostmodernism can be described as such: true, unconquerable broness can never be reached without the clear acknowledge of the existence of the simultaneously sublime yet ridiculous said broness. It's fair to say brostmodernists thinkers are the ultimate self-deprecating narcissists.

Example one:
Classical Bro: "I party, therefore I bro."

Brostmodernism: "The terms 'party' and 'bro' mean many different things, depending on the subjective positions of the members of the discussion. The purest notion of any 'Party' "exists" only so long as we negotiate its meaning as in opposition to an etheral 'Nonparty'; conjugally, 'Bro' exists only so long as we choose to voluntarily affirm its necessity, both in relation towards ourselves, as well as towards said 'Party'. Now will someone please put on Beast of Burden.

brostmodernism by Kurt Bronnegut July 12, 2009

brostephine

A girl who is a cross between a brosephine and a hipster. Played a sport in highschool, only dates brosters

Brosephine: Shit, that muscley dude in the jawbreaker cut-off tee outside the no age show was so hot.
Friend: god you're such a brostephine!

brostephine by POWERGOD June 12, 2008

Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.

I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums

Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

brosted 

When Someone gets brosted it means if one of ya bros roasts you

YOOO Bro He Just Got Brosted

brosted by antoniodubzz June 25, 2020