a wannabe "singer"; daughter of gay ass hulk hogan; used to live in Bellair,Fl now lives in Miami, Fl. She has a really bad single out now with paul wall.
random girl: OMG!! is that brookehogan?
me: shut yo ugly ass up, she can't sing worth shit
random girl: but she's rich
me: *thinking* true dat!
both of us: HOLY SHIT it's brooke hogan!AHHHHHHHHH!!
can we have a hug plez?
A synonym for "broke dick" and implies being a loser. Also may refer in a round-about way to Hulk Hogan, because that fool has gotta be broke by now. Term originated in San Diego around the year 2000 to the best of this author's knowledge.
I ain't goin' nowhere tonight man, I'm a BrokeHogan. I'll just stay home and watch some Wrestlemania or Suburban Commando instead.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.