a wannabe "singer"; daughter of gay ass hulk hogan; used to live in Bellair,Fl now lives in Miami, Fl. She has a really bad single out now with paul wall.
random girl: OMG!! is that brooke hogan?
me: shut yo ugly ass up, she can't sing worth shit
random girl: but she's rich
me: *thinking* true dat!
both of us: HOLY SHIT it's brooke hogan!AHHHHHHHHH!!
can we have a hug plez?
A synonym for "broke dick" and implies being a loser. Also may refer in a round-about way to Hulk Hogan, because that fool has gotta be broke by now. Term originated in San Diego around the year 2000 to the best of this author's knowledge.
I ain't goin' nowhere tonight man, I'm a BrokeHogan. I'll just stay home and watch some Wrestlemania or Suburban Commando instead.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"