Broken Picker 

An attraction to people of the opposite sex that are wrong or bad for you.

A woman who keeps dating emotionally unavailable men. If you walk through a room of successful eligible men and find yourself attracted to the hunky and misunderstood busboy who just happens to be on parole and technically married you might have a broken picker. If he moves in with you a week later you do have a broken picker. See video www.brokenpickerfixer.com

Broken Picker by The Broken Picker Fixer July 10, 2010

Broken picker 

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.

She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.

Broken picker by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

broken pecker by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004