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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
Related Words
Words used by bros to replace standard noun forms. Such as "Bro", "Dude", "Man", "Guy", and occasionally "Cuz".
"Bro, try this PJ"
"Bro, I love you Man"
"Dude was all over that shit"
"Guy, want some food Bro?"

All of these are Bronouns.
Bronoun by Maticores January 13, 2009
The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.
Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.
Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

Broanoke 

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.
bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"
Broanoke by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "
A person with brown skin or of a minority race. First used by Chris o'Neill and the SleepyCast. If the person is extra dark it is also commonly acceptable to use the variation "Crispy Browno." The opposite of a browno is a Pinko (white or Caucasian person).
"Boy, there sure are a lot of brownos at the Martin Luther King rally. "

"One of the ten commandments is to not call people brownos."
browno by a_ron_o August 14, 2016