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Brockitch 

The chafing and irritation felt when someone uses big words unnecessarily, excessively, and most of all incorrectly. Like when they use words just to use them
I got a bad case of brockitch when I heard Phil use the word "embodiment" 5 times during the meeting for no apparent reason.
Brockitch by bigjimbo66 September 5, 2013
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brockitch 

The chaffing and irritation felt when someone uses big words incorrectly and unnecessarily. The embodiment of brockitch is when an individual is trying to sound more intelligent around superiors than they actually are.
I felt a bad case of brockitch when I heard the word nucleating used in a meeting.
brockitch by bigjimbo66 August 19, 2013
A friend/brother whos also a bitch. Usually used in pleasant circumstances.
Dude A: I just helped myself to some of your food
Dude B: You Broitch!
Broitch by Mj The Masian August 17, 2009

Broditch 

To ditch your fellow bros in companionship for the female gender
My best friend Mark thinks that he can broditch me for his new girl on saturday.
Broditch by kelly99657 February 12, 2009
A term used to describe someone normally considered a friend that is acting uncharacteristically like a douche bag.

A half a step away from being called a flat out bitch.
"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle today?"

"Hell if I know. He's being such a brobitch today."
Brobitch by GoTopes! January 12, 2010
A female who is considered a 'bro' or is part of a 'bro' group.
Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.
Brobitch by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.
Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.
Brobitchuary by Brothulhu October 22, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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