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brockitch 

The chaffing and irritation felt when someone uses big words incorrectly and unnecessarily. The embodiment of brockitch is when an individual is trying to sound more intelligent around superiors than they actually are.
I felt a bad case of brockitch when I heard the word nucleating used in a meeting.
brockitch by bigjimbo66 August 19, 2013
A friend/brother whos also a bitch. Usually used in pleasant circumstances.
Dude A: I just helped myself to some of your food
Dude B: You Broitch!
Broitch by Mj The Masian August 17, 2009

Broditch 

To ditch your fellow bros in companionship for the female gender
My best friend Mark thinks that he can broditch me for his new girl on saturday.
Broditch by kelly99657 February 12, 2009
A term used to describe someone normally considered a friend that is acting uncharacteristically like a douche bag.

A half a step away from being called a flat out bitch.
"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle today?"

"Hell if I know. He's being such a brobitch today."
Brobitch by GoTopes! January 12, 2010
A female who is considered a 'bro' or is part of a 'bro' group.
Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.
Brobitch by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.
Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.
Brobitchuary by Brothulhu October 22, 2010