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A friend/brother whos also a bitch. Usually used in pleasant circumstances.
Dude A: I just helped myself to some of your food
Dude B: You Broitch!
Broitch by Mj The Masian August 17, 2009
Words you can keep
the combination word of Bro and Bitch, referring to girls who have entered 'Bro' level friendship or status within a social group
Person 1: yo, who dis bitch with the 40, ripp'n on Tyrell?
Person 2: oh..her?...that broitch be Dianna, dont fuck with her she do you dirty, and i aint talk'n ass bruh
Broitch by bruhh444 September 16, 2018
a friend that is assumed to be gay. A bro that acts feminine
hey, i think your boy is a broitch
broitch by mike_antioch March 5, 2009

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Shitty britches 

A scenario in which an individual has pooped his or her pants, prompting those around this person to make fun of this individual with this term.
What's that smell? This boy's got the damn shitty britches!
Shitty britches by M618 April 3, 2013

puddin britches 

Hillbilly talk for jeans that are saggy in the butt area.
Borami: Megan has a cute butt!
Tucker: How can you tell? She's got some puddin britches on.
Borami: She was in here yesterday with some panda leggings on. That booty made me wanna smack it two times!

bless my britches 

bless my britches by I, Wreckerrr December 20, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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