Bro-Sure

When a player act like he's gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he's broke..he requests a "Bro-Sure"

"Yo today me and Tommy went to BMW dealership"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"

by PrincessJenn May 28, 2008

Bro-Sure

When a player act like he's gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he's broke..he requests a "Bro-Sure"

"Yo today me and Tommy went to BMW dealership"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"

by PrincessJenn May 28, 2008

sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

by bills fo shills October 14, 2007

sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

by Bills fo shills October 19, 2007

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

..............................................................

Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

brosure

An advertising pamphlet from an all-male emotional-support organization dat hawks a "cool dude sidekick" promise for anyone who joins da "fraternal" ranks.

This brosure promises awesome "fellow-cool-guy " companionship to any sociable dude who becomes a member --- think I'll check it out!

by QuacksO August 20, 2022