broccoli rob 

In computer science, a development manager, who tends to step on computer cables. However, he can also deliver in a tizzy.

The website is down, help us, help us, broccoli rob!

broccoli rob by flareplf May 5, 2016

Broccoli Rob 

A general paesana of interest, regarded as one of the founding fathers of the not so democratic republic of congo.
Hails from an Spanish/Italian family and is survived by his liquid based sister kit-kat, who is one of the worlds foremost experts in aerospace engineering. His ancestry is questionable at best, and his childhood is shrouded in mystery. Some believe him to be descended from a long line of peasants. Some believe he has a life sized golden beluga whale statue on his roof gazebo, but needless to say, his garden could use improvement. One indisputible fact the CIA has been able to uncover is his inherent yiddishness, which causes him to sit in the synagogue all fucking day, staring straight ahead, and not saying a fucking word until the sun rises on the sabbath. He calls it Yom Kippur Another interesting fact is the big long hairs on top of his head, which he feeds indirectly into the running fanbelt. When the echo of a distant time comes willowing across the sand, broccoli rob is overpowered by an unrelenting force, directly. I always said he'd come to no good in the end, your honor. If they had let me have my way i would have flayed him into shape, but my hands were tied, and the bleeding hearts of artists allowed him to get away with murder, and I would be delighted to hammer him into the ground today.

Broccoli Rob's car suffers from an acute case of inaccurate Judaism.

Broccoli Rob by ellsworthtoohey August 2, 2012

Broccoli Rob 

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

Broccoli Rob by DanteHicks February 10, 2020