Bro Fun

Bro Fun is the act of two completely straight Bros hanging out and if dry (not having sexual encounters for more than 2 days can have a short time of basically hooking up with each other without being gay. Only Bros have a right to do this, if you are a male and are not a Bro, then you will be considered gay. Using the rule of Bro Fun, Bros can make out, give handjobs and/or blowjobs and masterbate together, but no inserting of the penis into te anus of the other Bro. That is always gay. Have fun Bros!

Tom: Bro, i havent gotten a blow job in two days
Jake: Wanna use Bro Fun?
Tom: Yea man lets go!

Bro 1: Dude let's Bro Fun
Bro 2: Alright but its not gay right?
Bro 1: Not according to the Bro Fun rules!
Bro 2:Lets go!

by BrosGoForHoes July 6, 2010

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.

A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.

by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021

Brofunctuous

Describes someone who is irritatingly overconfident, performative, and fake, especially in a way that tries too hard to impress others.

Person A: "Hey dude! I'm going on a date tonight. Do you think showing off my money will impress her?"

Person B: "Hell no. She'll think you're too brofunctuous."

by a terrific season May 14, 2025