Bristly Slit Share definition Flag when you fuck a gurl without any pubic hair until ur inside her and u realize that the inside of her pussy is hairy. "you dont want to hit up that chick...shes a got a bristly slit on her" Bristly Slit by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Bristly Slit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch