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Bankmanned Fried
To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
Bankmanned Fried by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022
Brinkmanship
The act of repeatedly masturbating to the brink of ejaculation and then pulling back for a max amount of long lasting pleasure.
12 Year Old: Yo I masturbated for three hours straight last night and only came once. Brinkmanship is the best.
Dad: What the fuck?
Dad: What the fuck?
Brinkmanship by ams0900 May 11, 2016
fiscal brinksmanship
Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.
Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?
Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.
Person A: But what if he doesn't?
Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.
Person A: But what if he doesn't?
Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
fiscal brinksmanship by Easy Kompany December 29, 2012
Brinkman
Brinkman by hornymanatee January 16, 2011
brickmania
John: Hey, how much is the Brickmania minifigure?
Tim: Oh, it is only 18 bucks!
Kate: How much is this Brickmania ship set?
Bob: Oh, it is about $1000, definitely worth it.
Tim: Oh, it is only 18 bucks!
Kate: How much is this Brickmania ship set?
Bob: Oh, it is about $1000, definitely worth it.
brickmania by discount please November 2, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."