BridgetJones

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.

Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

bridget jones

The british character created by Helen Fielding.
A 30 something "singleton" who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
Played by Renee Zellweger in two films "Bridget Jones Diary" and "Bridget Jones the edge of reason" co-starring Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.

She is such a bridget jones fan.

by KTW September 23, 2005

Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.

I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.

by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016

Bridget Jones moment

any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single

I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.

by jmboytoma July 29, 2010

bridget jones

Something of very poor quality.....I.e The biggest pants I have ever seen

Bowie used to be brilliant, but there's a bit of the Bridget Jones about his new album. ann summers

by Fresian February 28, 2016

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

bridget jones

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!

who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!

by cpsister13 June 6, 2019