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Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
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Brian Peterson 

Football Player at the University Of Central Florida who was the first player in NCAAF History to play with a congenital hand defect during the 2012 season.
Brian Peterson man, that brother is a beast.

I knew Brian Peterson before he even played ball
Brian Peterson by Wizzlefizzle January 23, 2013

Brian Posehn 

A hilarious American actor and comedian. Best known for his television appearances and stand up comedy. An overall amazingly funny guy.
Did you see Brian Posehn on Conan last night?

Yeah I laughed my ass off.
Brian Posehn by Mihr March 20, 2008

Brian Peppers 

Possibly the ugliest/coolest guy ever. A convicted sex offender, he has an abnormal appearance. Brian Peppers has become a recent internet celebrity as people have been accessing his photo through a sex offender database.

Nickname: "BeeP"
BRIAN PEPPERS, SEX GOD*!
(* = offender)

I'D LET HIM GROSSLY SEXUALLY IMPOSITION ME ANYDAY!
Brian Peppers by soliloquy April 1, 2005

Brian Peppers 

One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.

2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
Brian Peppers by Mitch Tersteg November 21, 2006

Brian Puspos 

Brian Puspos of Soreal Cru,
also goes by Burna.

he is by far the hottest guy to ever take the ABDC stage and an amazing dancer.

Soreal should of won the title hands down
but Americans were swayed but Supercr3w,
even with their weak choreography
idiots..
Girl #1: Wow that guy is hot.
Girl #2: Obviously, it's Brian Puspos.
Brian Puspos by alexxxa. October 19, 2008
Brian Pov is the best dancer ever. You can catch him any day playing Just Dance. He may appear to be a quiet, polite guy with an intellectual vibe about him, but don't let that fool you, he thinks about hentai all day and night. Brian is a super hot guy that picks up all chicks, young and old, especially old. Brian is an ENORMOUS WEEB, loves OSU (he's honestly the best player). If you accidentally call him Skylor, it's okay, they are the same person. Brian Pov uses chop sticks irregularly, but that is okay, it's part of his charm. Brian Pov is a teacher's pet. Brian Pov has a secret alias: "BRIANA" Beware of Briana, she's a freak. To get Brian talking, simply try to hug him while saying the violin is the worst instrument on the planet. Brian LOVES K-Pop. Anything Korean really, especially the guys. OOPS his name is actually Brain.
Person A: Who's that Just Dance GOD over there?
Person B: Oh, that's THE Brian Pov

"OMG Brian Pov"
"Brian Pov is kind of Thicc"
"Brian Pov is always watching hentai"
Brian Pov by PhoLover(and Your mom) December 17, 2019