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Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
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