a person that has simillar apearance to Justin Bieber, appears to be of homosexual orient, also has a high pitched voice likewise to Justin Bieber, and also appears to be prepubescent.
Person 1: OMG is that Justin Bieber Person 2: No that is just brent thompson
Person 1: Who is that gay person
Person 2: oh, that is just Brent Thompson
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.