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When a guy named Brady is acting angry and short tempered, like hes on his period.
Brady is being weird. He must be on his breriod.
Breriod by Redspear September 30, 2022
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Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains
Christ, I have got some serious beeriod pains right now.

I neet to go and have my beeriod...
Beeriod by goosewing April 24, 2006
Word of the Day on December 7, 2012
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Beriodt is how you say periodt but with a heavy Egyptian English accent.
Yes BERIODT!!
Beriodt by KusUmukk January 2, 2021
What a transmasc might call their period.
I’m started my beriod today.
Beriod by kakehauer1990 August 8, 2023

Plan-beriod 

That "period" you get after taking plan b. Symptoms include light bleeding, sore boobs, and cramps like the baby you don't want is punching your uterus.
"Hey Mallory! Wanna go to the club tonight?"
"No girl I can't, I've got that plan-beriod."
Plan-beriod by Ellewest44 February 18, 2015
A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!
Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!

Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.
Beeriod by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010
1. The blokes (man) period, commonly when a man isn't feeling 100%.
2. When a man is acting like a woman on the rag.
3. A man's sympathetic reaction to a woman's period.
It's that time of the month, I've got my bleriod.
What's up with Jeff? Must be that time of the month, he's got his bleriod.
bleriod by cunning stunt October 12, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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