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Beeriod
Beriodt
Yes BERIODT!!
Beriod
Beriod by kakehauer1990 August 8, 2023
Plan-beriod
That "period" you get after taking plan b. Symptoms include light bleeding, sore boobs, and cramps like the baby you don't want is punching your uterus.
Plan-beriod by Ellewest44 February 18, 2015
Beeriod
A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!
This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"
It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety
Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!
This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"
It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety
Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!
Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!
Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!
Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.
Beeriod by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010
bleriod
1. The blokes (man) period, commonly when a man isn't feeling 100%.
2. When a man is acting like a woman on the rag.
3. A man's sympathetic reaction to a woman's period.
2. When a man is acting like a woman on the rag.
3. A man's sympathetic reaction to a woman's period.
It's that time of the month, I've got my bleriod.
What's up with Jeff? Must be that time of the month, he's got his bleriod.
What's up with Jeff? Must be that time of the month, he's got his bleriod.
bleriod by cunning stunt October 12, 2005
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