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Brent Celekunknown
Tight End for the Philadelphia Eagles. He jumps over people, plows them over, and leaves a path of destruction that is only matched by a Category 5 Hurricane. He also has been known to make members of the female gender faint by them looking at him. Also synonymous with the words awesome and man.
Brent Celek trucked over Keith Brooking, jumped over Mike Jenkins, and injured every single Dallas Cowboy on his way to scoring a 99 yard touchdown.
#man#awesome#philadelphia eagles#beast#sexy
by eaglemaniac814 May 03, 2010
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Brent Celekunknown
Brent Celek (pronounced /ˈsɛlɨk/; born January 25, 1985) is an American football tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Eagles in the fifth round of the 2007 NFL Draft. He played college football at Cincinnati.

During a game against the Washington Redskins on Novermber 18, 2012, Brent Celek was informed by multiple Redskins fans that he was adopted. The news devasted Celek and brought on severe depression and anxiety problems. Brent Celek is now listed as questionable for the season because of the severe mental trauma brought on by the HURRICANE and friends.

In the same game, Redskins fans began an "RG3, Impregnate Me" chant that motivated the rookie quarterback who received a perfect passer rating, 4 passing touchdowns, and 84 yards on 12 carries.
Brent Celek, adopted as fuck.
#adopted celebrities#daddy issues#redskins all day#rg3 impregnate me#hurricane and friends
by Brent Celek's Father November 20, 2012
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