Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
by KillTheDead April 17, 2010
Get the Breast Implantsmug. by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004
Get the Breast Implantsmug. by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the breast implantsmug. breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.
by elenitn August 29, 2008
Get the breast implantsmug. by Scibby dibby doo April 06, 2003
Get the breast implantmug. Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.
Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly
by lolizzy August 02, 2012
Get the breast implant intellectualmug.