breast implants 

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

breast implants by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

breast implants 

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.

I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!

breast implants by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Implants 

Airbags for women

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead

Breast Implants by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

Breast Implants 

Anna Nicole.

Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder*
Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.

Breast Implants by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004

@Breast_implant_

@breast_implant_ is the best and most iconic Instagram acc on??? Instagram??? . She goes by she/her and she is DEFINITELY straight. Her posts are amazing (only when they have something to do with @yqsemite and @superpowercoochie) People who don't follow her are the WEAKEST link.

Person 1: Fad do u follow @breast_implant_??
Person 2: No??? Who tf is that??
Person 1: *blocks*

@Breast_implant_ by Artpopbird June 24, 2021

breast implant 

n. boob enhancer, melon ripener

the hooker got breast implants to brighten her career

breast implant by Scibby dibby doo April 6, 2003

breast implant intellectual 

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.

Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly

breast implant intellectual by lolizzy August 2, 2012