The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.
Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'
Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013
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