Breakfast Burrito

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning

damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today

by tinkolot October 20, 2009

Breakfast Burrito

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

A breakfast burrito

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

breakfast burrito

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

by andy234567 May 30, 2006

breakfast burrito

One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.

Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.

by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003