breakfast burrito 

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

breakfast burrito by andy234567 May 30, 2006

breakfast burrito 

One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.

Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.

breakfast burrito by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004

Breakfast Burrito 

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning

damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today

Breakfast Burrito by tinkolot October 20, 2009

breakfast burrito 

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

breakfast burrito by illskilla May 8, 2006

breakfast burrito 

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

breakfast burrito by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

breakfast burrito 

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

breakfast burrito by CowboySven July 6, 2004

breakfast burrito 

1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.

2. the best breakfast one can eat.

McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.

breakfast burrito by Kevin July 26, 2004