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baked bread feet 

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.
*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet
baked bread feet by ... April 25, 2005

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.
Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!
baked bread by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Bread has been baked 

Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?

Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.

Bread Stick Baker 

Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.
Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!
Bread Stick Baker by UZI4YOU December 6, 2010

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.