A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.
She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.
by mr.sage July 21, 2025
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