Brazilian Blowout

The ACTUAL non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. If taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.
My hair was super frizzy, but then I had a Brazilian blowout and now it's smooth.
by Annoying Ninja June 13, 2013
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Brazilian Blowout

A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.
Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.
by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014
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Brazilian Blowout

Shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.
The pain from the waxing caused Aunt Thelma to have a brazilian blowout.
by Idaho G Spot June 03, 2010
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n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.
"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."
by SmoovB August 19, 2013
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Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 11, 2011
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Brazilian Blowout

The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
by Luther23 April 08, 2010
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brazilian blowout

When your ass implant explodes.
Damn! You see Sahqueeta's Brazilian Blowout?

-- Yeah that shits nasty.
by super words April 15, 2015
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