Bratty Daddy 

This is a one of a kind dominant. He is a Daddy Dom first and foremost, teaching and protecting His submissive. This mischievous Dom deliberately and very playfully torments His submissive. He always wins the tickle fights and the rules always bend in His favor. Bratty Daddy knows He is cute and that His kitten cannot punish, so He misbehaves as a way of flirting back!

-----J.M.²

My Bratty Daddy thinks He is cute picking on me and licking my face when we cuddle!

Bratty Daddy by princess.kitten November 7, 2019

Baby daddy batty 

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

Baby daddy batty by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016