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Brass Clown 

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
Brass Clown by mcglade August 26, 2010
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Brass Clown 

When you're getting a blow job from a hooker and right after you cum on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with brass knuckles.

Usually will get you shot or arrested.
Dude: "What did you do last night bro?"
Bro: "Shit, I got a hooker with an attitude so I ended up giving her a brass clown."
Dude: "Won't that shit get you arrested?!"
Bro: "Not if you hide the bitch somewhere it isn't."
Brass Clown by Red Ghost August 1, 2009

bassclown 

Person who demonstrates utter incompetence or misjudgment while engaged in fishing activities.
"Looks like some bassclown tangled up my line."
bassclown by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026