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Brass Clown 

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
Brass Clown by mcglade August 26, 2010
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Brass Clown 

When you're getting a blow job from a hooker and right after you cum on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with brass knuckles.

Usually will get you shot or arrested.
Dude: "What did you do last night bro?"
Bro: "Shit, I got a hooker with an attitude so I ended up giving her a brass clown."
Dude: "Won't that shit get you arrested?!"
Bro: "Not if you hide the bitch somewhere it isn't."
Brass Clown by Red Ghost August 1, 2009

bassclown 

Person who demonstrates utter incompetence or misjudgment while engaged in fishing activities.
"Looks like some bassclown tangled up my line."
bassclown by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026