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Brane

An abbreviation for membrane. Branes can be in any dimension up to eleven. They are the basis of the M-Theory, the leading Theory of Everything. If we take a cross-section of an eleven-dimensional membrane, we obtain a ten-dimensional string. A string is therefore a one-brane.
One theory is that our universe was created by two branes smashing into each other.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Brane

A reference to the showmance between Britney Haynes and Lane Elenburg who were on the 12th season of the reality show Big Brother (US). A combination of their two names.
I <3 Brane, they would make a cute couple.
by CaliColdShot September 9, 2010
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Brane- adj- to reach a deadly point of intoxication
"Dude I got so Brane last night! I chipped my fuckin tooth on a beer bottle!"
by So Brane July 3, 2014
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A brain, especially when one is feeling dense or mentally exhausted.
This horrible document, it hurts my brane.
by acequejesache December 27, 2009
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verb: "to brane" - to do, say, or think the same thing as someone else, typically at exactly the same time (but this isn't required).

noun (1): "a brane" - an act of braneing (also exclamatory: "brane!", shouted when a brane occurs)

noun (2): "the brane" - within a close-knit group, the "collective consciousness" of all people who know about braneing and brane with each other on a regular basis; one's own brain

The term "brane" began within a small group of friends online who always ended up posting the exact same thing to message boards at the same time, which eventually led to one person changing the spelling of "brain" to "the brane" to create a unique in-joke in reference to the people involved "sharing one brane". It grew into other forms from there and has since also spread to a few small non-internet groups.

At least one other group started a very, very similar idea called "the brain" around the same time and completely independently (which in itself is a "brane", one could say).
v. "OMG I totally just braned with this book I'm reading!"
"Me and my mum seriously braned this morning."

n(1). "Was that a brane?" ... "Yeah, dude! Brane!"

n(2). "The brane shall conquer all!!"
"I have way too much homework tonight; the brane is sooo ded."
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Brane sik

A want to be punk, grunge, heavy metal group of homosexual, want to be famous, non talented, X-con, Neo Nazi, screaming monkeys, acting out their adolescents (well into their balding 40’s) wet dreams, and temper tantrums on stage, with one full set of teeth between the entire group. Followed by a handful of groupies consisting of what must be crack binging family members, indulging in this false reality with the latest drug on the block. No need to buy tickets to shows as you can hear the screaming and fighting two towns away. The lyrics, or lack of them produced by the lead singer, also often spewing santorum (from Norristown) appears to have wrote them on his mother's sofa while on a LSD binge, while also predicting the end of the world and running for president....in his own reality. This guy couldn’t be any more flaming, really, have you seen him, he has flaming tattoos and as well as a tat of him having sex with his drummer, with a reach around from ma. In-between breast feedings from mom, this Neo Nazi cult uses government funds to continue to leach off of society and to fund their manager and camera crew/persons expenses. Do yourself a favor, stab yourself in both ears, rather than have to sit through another one of these want to be half ass, lack luster attempts at what they call a performance. On a positive note, we can thank the lead singer and his family for introducing the Norristown button down to the world! Thank you.
Brane Sik Lead singer: raaaaaaaaahhhh, dieeeee, eat, cheat steal, drugs, raaaahhhh..... we are hard core...

make me dinner bitch!
pay my bills bitch!
what you say bitch!
answer your phone now bitch!
by John Billll October 14, 2011
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brane boner

When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.
My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.
by the brane man April 14, 2011
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