Boys...The Song

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This song is a very easily obtained torture device brought to you by Smile.dk (that's the band name). It only works on straight males or lesbians. The reason for this is...well, just look at the lyrics in the example section (I hate examples). Now you know how to torture your boyfriend. I recommend not using it on your lesbian girlfriend if you're a lesbian.

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Hot summer time
Always something on my mind
A kind of magic in the air
I'm on the run
To a sunny paradise
Burining beaches everywhere

I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Hot summer night
Always makes me loose control
It feels like heaven now I'm free

And all the boys
If you want to feel the heat
Just come along and play with me

I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Use this well.

Boys...The Song by Pyro-Cryo Master November 30, 2004

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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