boybag 

the boyfriend whose only purpose is to carry or contain his girlfriend's numerous items (e.g. purse, wallet, camera, lipstick, keys, coat, umbrella, pepperspray, etc.)

'Hey Boybag, hold onto my keys for me. And my camera. and my wallet. Oh, and my other wallet. Just take all this.'

boybag by Tage, Katie January 17, 2008

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

Bokbagasie 

Pronounced: "Bok-ba-gaasie"

A large lump of uncertain origin located directly behind the ear. It causes the ear concerned to protrude at 90 degrees to the head. It ranges in size from about the diameter of a golf ball to that of a small melon.

There are varying theories as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being that it is caused by partially digested fragments of swiss roll that take up residency behind the ear when there is no space for them in the belly.

The bokbagasie can be surgically removed, but this is not often done because of the extremely high rate of re-occurence. some bokbagasies have been known to re-occur as little as three hours after being removed.

"Hey bokkie, what did YOU see this morning...?"

"Bok-bok-bok-BAGASIE!!"

"My word, how radiant your bokbagasie is looking today"

Bokbagasie by turdmeister July 13, 2009

boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

boyband hair by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

boobage 

A woman breasts - specifically when referring to the type, style, size or quirkiness of her breasts. Usually used in a positive way to define "the girls" in question.

Her boobage was such that it couldn't be tamed even with an industrial strength Fredrick's of Hollywood bra.
or
What little boobage she had was choice.
or
My boobage is just going to rebel against the buttons on this blouse!

boobage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

bodybag 

1. (v. or n.) Widely used in battle-rap circles (Grind Time, URL, King of the Dot, etc.), but can be applied more generally. To bodybag an opponent is to secure a definitive win over said opponent.

2. (n.) The series of lines which leads to the situation described in 1.

1. Damn, Soul Khan bodybagged Deacon Frost in URL. Shit was merciless.

2. Now, here comes the bodybag... (insert clever rhyming gun talk and/or references to fucking opponent's mother)

bodybag by sexual mystery May 4, 2011