a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.
by Heather April 22, 2005
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Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.
by EDKirk November 27, 2011
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A group of "musicians" who rarely play their own instruments, consisting purely of reasonably attractive males who appeal to girls ages 10-14. This term does not apply to all bands that are comprised solely of males. It is used in reference to a specific genre of music artists who perform for a pre-teen audience in a mainstream pop/rock style.
by unlikepoets October 21, 2005
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by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004
Get the boy band mug.A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
Get the Boy Band mug.A musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they may or may not play another instrument). In order to qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. Point one can be waved if they really suck.
by realityincog December 23, 2004
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