Box Wineo

A man who enjoys drinking cask wine AKA "Goon box", box wineos are known to drink listerine and metho when supplies run dry, a real credit to society.

Jake - "geez he doesnt look too well, think we should call an ambulance?"

Sarah - "na he's a box wineo, he could drink paint thinners and still get up for footy the next morning"

Jake - "respect"

by Alex Of Hobart October 3, 2006

Box wine

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

by JennyTerror February 5, 2014

box wine

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

by jake May 13, 2005

box of wine

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

by -A March 15, 2007

window box

1. Traditionally done by Hassidic Jewish people. A special sheet is worn between the man and woman so that no bodily contact except for sex occurs. 2. When you put a blanket over a girl so you don't have to look at her during sex usually because she is ugly.

Yeah I'd fuck your girlfriend, but I'd have to window box her first.

by B.I. Josephs August 13, 2006

Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.

Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.

by funk potato September 4, 2009