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A man who enjoys drinking cask wine AKA "Goon box", box wineos are known to drink listerine and metho when supplies run dry, a real credit to society.
Jake - "geez he doesnt look too well, think we should call an ambulance?"

Sarah - "na he's a box wineo, he could drink paint thinners and still get up for footy the next morning"

Jake - "respect"
Box Wineo by Alex Of Hobart October 3, 2006
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Box wine 

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.
1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"
Box wine by JennyTerror February 5, 2014

box wine 

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.
"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"
box wine by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

box wine 

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".
(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."
box wine by jake May 13, 2005

box of wine 

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.
Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).
box of wine by -A March 15, 2007

window box 

1. Traditionally done by Hassidic Jewish people. A special sheet is worn between the man and woman so that no bodily contact except for sex occurs. 2. When you put a blanket over a girl so you don't have to look at her during sex usually because she is ugly.
Yeah I'd fuck your girlfriend, but I'd have to window box her first.
window box by B.I. Josephs August 13, 2006

Box of Wine 

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.
Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.
Box of Wine by funk potato September 4, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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