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bowl job 

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
bowl job by Honorarius April 3, 2006

Bowl Job 

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
Bowl Job by Missm00 October 28, 2012

Bowl Job 

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.
Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
Bowl Job by BJ November 10, 2004

Bowl Job 

During a hate fuck, preferably in the ass, while in the bathroom you position them over the toilet and donkey punch them when you bust a nut and flush while their head is immerced in the water. Not only causeing pain but adding insult to injury by giving them a swirly.
I gave that bitch a bowl job last night after we had a few drinks.
Bowl Job by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

Bowl Job 

An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup
1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.

2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
Bowl Job by Jon and Po March 10, 2009
when you're at a bowling alley and your finger's get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
bowljob by dashiell September 10, 2007
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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