Bovileptic

When you see a cow, you are physically forced by reflex to moo.

Does your son have tourettes? No, he's just bovileptic.

by elgomez December 18, 2010

Movileptic

The medical condition of falling asleep uncontrolably during movies.

You fell asleep during Watchmen?!?! You must be movileptic.

by cdettwei September 27, 2009

bovilexic

Any person infected with bovilexia or otherwise inclined to bovine tendencies such as saying MOO any time a cow is in the vicinity.

She's so bovilexic she's got udders instead of tits and moo-lah instead of bread...

by MooGirl March 24, 2013