froil

to grease with oil, lard or petroleum jelly etc. a normally hidden body part and frolic or display it publicly

The whole world has better things to do than watch a Kardashian froil her ass

by MooGirl December 30, 2014

bovilexic

Any person infected with bovilexia or otherwise inclined to bovine tendencies such as saying MOO any time a cow is in the vicinity.

She's so bovilexic she's got udders instead of tits and moo-lah instead of bread...

by MooGirl March 25, 2013

furr-nish

To shed fur in order to cover the furnishings of a home, the clothes of a human or to fill the air with said fur to cause allergies.

Alex the cat makes sure to furr-nish the house every day -- no wonder I have to vacuum so much!

by MooGirl March 25, 2013