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Bouncing Betty 

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

bouncing betty 

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
bouncing betty by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016

bouncing betty 

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.
The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.
bouncing betty by Steve Craton November 7, 2003

Bouncing Betty 

When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!
Bouncing Betty by Whsbnd December 13, 2009

bouncing betty 

ground emplaced mine that shoots into the air before it blows up at head-level for maximum fatality.
that bouncing betty got bobby's head
bouncing betty by random fucker November 7, 2003

bouncing betty 

A booby-trap used by the NVA and VC in the Vietnam war. When a soldier tripped a wire, one of these shot up and exploded his torsoe.
He got taken out by a bouncin' betty.
bouncing betty by hobbes October 8, 2003