You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.
I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"
John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.