Boston Market

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Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

Boston Market by Worldsmostdangerousairport November 29, 2011

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Boston Market

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!

Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market

Boston Market by buggy424 April 7, 2008

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Boston Market

When skater slaps his sweaty balls in her face and it smells so bad she falls through the ceiling, breaking her ankle

Skater gave Stacie a Boston Market

Boston Market by Theheatttt June 27, 2022

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Boston Market

The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.

Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.

I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.

Boston Market by The Boston Marketer March 27, 2015

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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

boston market bowling ball by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014

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Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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