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Bosch © 

A drink by Dr J (junior the forbidden one) made from poachy, aka “the beak”

A liquor/wine supposedly made from mysterious ingredients but perhaps best known for being strongly associated with whatever the hell junior grimes is doing and mentioned in many of his songs and daily life

the drink of poachy , notable for having a beak as the logo, can cause strong and unusual behavior if consumed quickly. Manufactured by junior and his team, so all rights belong to junior grimes ©

Bosch is a liquor or wine manufactured by junior morningsnout and his team. And any similarities or copies of Bosch must be approved by Mr Grimes himself.

Chickens can drink legally but humans must get confirmation by dr J (j bravo, June wick, etc) beforehand

Bosch ©
EXAMPLE:

“I’m into having snout I ain’t into making bosch” -j grimes

“Ret forgive me the boschy got me daydreamin how to act—“

Bosch is a drink that is drunk by cool people only, and non cool occasionally

Bosch © is a tasty and rejuvenating beverage
Bosch © by U R clueless December 3, 2021
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A chicken (juniors kid) that came from a farm and whom old J likely sings or raps about 99% of the time aside from wheezly and the other animals.

she has a beak and goes to school and better be good or mr J is coming for that beak for sees it from afar as he maintains his distance so that his toxicity doesn’t affect her

Bosch is also a bottle brand of liquor/wine which is conveniently yet possibly named after her
Bosch is part of junior grimes’ lineage

Bottle full of Bosch

To be a free and wild barn animal is to be a Bosch

Song by mistah J

Hanging round
Downtown by my snout 🐕

And I had sooo much champagne 🍾

To sit down and think about my snout

And then there Bosch 🐔 wasssssss

Yea

Like double cherry🍒 posh 🐓

Yea there bosch 🐔 wassssss
bosch by Jellyfishgangsta December 31, 2021

botch era 

The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!

Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.

Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?

Duh, it's the Botch Era.
botch era by MrSambo February 8, 2021

bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011
The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

_________

Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

_____

Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

————-

Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

_____________

“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

__

Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022

Botchamania 

A popular video series on YouTube created by Maffew that highlights humorous, embarrasing, and sometimes painful botches in professional wrestling. Each installment compiles clips of in-ring wrestling botches, promo bloopers, commentary slip-ups, and more from a wide variety of pro wrestling organizations.

Most of the in-ring clips are muted and played with a music soundtrack, usually music from classic video games or by rock bands covering classic video game songs.

Since Botchamania 18, each video begins with a humorous sound bite of "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
Bigger than Show, Greater than Khali and Boogier than Man, it's Botchamania 24: Superbotch Saturday!?
Botchamania by TalkyTiki May 23, 2008
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