Bort is a word used by anti-abortionists for pro-abortionists who are outside abortion clinics to stop anti-abortionists from talking to women going into the abortion clinics. The word 'bort' is a contraction of 'pro-abortionist' also called 'pro-abort'. The word 'bort' can be used for anyone that is pro-abortion, but is generally confined to those outside the abortion mills.
"That girl wanted to talk with me about her options, but that bort dragged her into the abortion clinic."
by Rev Donald Spitz March 14, 2008
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BORT (n) - alternate name for marijuana. May also be used as an adjective. (Variant examples: borted, bortly, bortworthy, et al)
"I just nabbed some bort!"

"Dude, are you borted?"
by Jason W. Deas February 11, 2004
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Another name for a shirt that shows of womens' boobs. Generally a v neck that comes down past the chest.
The combination of "boob" and "shirt".
Jane is wearing a v neck and it really shows off her boobs.
I know, she should wear borts more often.
by rekcams August 3, 2010
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On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.
Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!
by DiscontentedCookie April 11, 2008
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The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
by mike ignagni June 15, 2008
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bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being
eat a bort

-the origin and most frequent usage
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An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).
That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.
by Celton July 6, 2004
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